Sooo I read a post on Mancouch about how they don't like the British... fair enough. I'm assuming it's supposed to be humourous, but I really didn't find it that funny... in fact, it was just ironic. Let me explain:

1a. Please don't confuse Britain and England. One moment you say "now is the time to confront our old nemesis: England!" And then you say how Robert Pattison should be sent back to Scotland... yes, Scotland is in Great Britain, but it isn't in England. Please make it clear which one you're referring to.

1b. How can you complain about Robert Pattison when your country's producing plenty of talentless people? You produced the horrific creatures known as Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton (seriously, what the hell is she famous for anyway?) and you can complain about Robert Pattison all you like, but don't forget the damn person who wrote Twilight is American.

2. Rename your cities? Go ahead. Why do they even have English names anyway? Not creative enough to make up your own?

3. British food will always be better than American food. Roast dinners, yorkshire puddings, shepherd's pie, bangers and mash and, of course, full English breakfast, will always be waaaay better than anything the Americans have ever come up with. Sorry, McDonalds? What the hell is that? Twinkies? PB&J sandwiches? That's not food; that's shit on a plate. Sorry.

4. I don't even get what you're trying to say here.

5. Your version of football is horrible. Here in England, what you call football, we'd essentially call "rugby for pussies". If you take away all your shoulder pads and helmets and insert a bit more rough play, you've got rugby. Just because you don't have the balls to play it.

6. Just because Andrew Lloyd Webber was a genius. The only musical I see you producing that's got you anywhere is High School Musical... and let's face it, that's the corniest thing that any half-brained moron could have written. Billy Elliot has a far better story line. Oh and also, Abba are Swedish, not English.

7. (Yes I have more) What language do you speak again? Oh that's right... English! Only you removed the 'u' from various words, decided you can't spell the word 'doughnut' and fucked with the meanings of certain words (like 'chips', 'cookies', 'jelly' and 'pants').

Now I'd just like to say, I do not hate Americans. I actually know a fair few and I quite like them; they're friendly people. However I felt this was an appropriate response to such a ridiculous post =]